Guest Thanks Host for Dinner… Then Eats

SAN FRANCISCO – At a recent dinner party for silicon valley elites, a guest thanked her host before taking her first bite of dinner. Then things turned sour.

“I should never have said anything. Dinner was almost inedible.”

The guest managed to muscle down her entree, and even had a second helping of dessert before excusing herself.

“I almost didn’t get out of there. I was so full. But dinner was awful.”

by Dan Plighter