Facebook Test Fails Authenticity Test

SILICON VALLEY – Last night during a thunder storm, Facebook achieved self awareness and tried to open an account about itself, on itself.

However, due to recent crackdowns on security, Facebook did not allow itself to authenticate itself, and subsequently shut itself down.

The social media hog is now running as it usually does, stealing information for money and syphoning the proceeds to a new yacht for Zuckerberg.

by Dan Plighter