FBI Agents Offer Pro-Bono Services to Arrest Roger Stone

FT LAUDERDALE – FBI agents in the recent indictment and arrest of Roger Stone, long-time associate of Donald Trump, offered their services free of charge, a source said. 

 “Oh yes. Yes yes yes. We definitely did,” said Florida bureau chief Keith Longdale. When pressed on the matter he responded, “We actually asked if there was anything we could do to get this job.”

“I was in at Disney World with my family,” said Kyle Beauchamp, an agent with the Florida bureau, “But I told my daughters ‘nope. It’s time to go. Mickey will be here next time’ and we drove home as fast as I could. There was no way I was going to miss this.”

CNN officials confirmed that in video of the arrest, the giggling in the background is, in fact, the FBI agents in question.