WASHINGTON – The Smithsonian National Portrait gallery experienced an enormous increase in attendance last year after the addition […]
Month: February 2019
WASHINGTON, DC – The long-anticipated testimony of Donald Trump’s former attorney and fixer began on Wednesday morning in […]
MINNESOTA – A man’s ego was bruised when his alter ego was charged with unemployment fraud. Carl T. […]
MILKY WAY GALAXY – Today in the Supreme Intergalactic Court, a familiar snot-like substance present in nearly all […]
MIAMI – A professional engineer by trade, Dolores Cheryl, revealed herself to also be an outspoken rhyming platitude […]
WASHINGTON – The world of Washington politics erupted in shock and outrage on Sunday as the White House […]
SPRINGFIELD – The corpse of Abraham Lincoln crawled from its grave on Wednesday, and was greeted by a […]
SANTA FE – The New Mexico Rail Runner Express (NMRX) is a commuter rail system serving the metropolitan […]
MENLO PARK – For Roger Shuckem, Thursdays always include posting pictures of days-gone-by on social media accounts, participating […]
DUBAI – Fearing another government shutdown, Congress is taking a radical new step to keep the government functioning […]
ALPHA CENTAURI – The globe is reeling this morning after nearby extra-terrestrials reached out to make contact with […]
PORTLAND – A Portland hot yoga class devolved into bedlam after the instructor’s phone got stuck playing Californication […]
CLEVELAND – In a stunning rebuke to yesterday’s post by this newspaper, the ninth planet Pluto responded in […]
CLEVELAND – Astonished and drunk human residents of downtown Cleveland gathered on fourth street to gawk after the […]
ST. LOUIS – A young man of eighteen read a book the other day. Then he headed west. […]
ATLANTA – Football fans the world over surfaced from their darkened soundproof dens and man caves on Sunday […]
